Category: internet

I hate it when pople think that leaving out or inserting a comma or full stop is irrelevant. Try telling that to the sickipedia duplicate checker.

Just saw the Google UK Top 10 Searches of 2009. 1. Facebook 2. BBC 3. YouTube 4. Hotmail 5. Games 6. eBay 7. News 8. Google 9. Yahoo 10. Bebo So I have two questions: how are Americans ending up on the UK Google… and why are they still searching for Google?

My mate went on Facebook moaning about his girlfriend cheating on him, whereas I go on sickipedia and brag about me banging his girlfriend.

Just when you perverts thought you were safe, Google Toolbar releases the “Most Viewed” Function.

Four years for setting up a Facebook Page encouraging rioting is a bit kind. I think he should have been poked to death.

Facebook Group: “PROVEN all MEN are not able to see a horse in this illusion BUT all women can!” – Is it a mirror?

Google Image “Burkini”. Hilarious.

I’m setting up a search engine called Askyourdad.com You type your query in and it sends you straight to Askyourmum.com

buffering 20%……buffering 45%…..buffering 68%…buffering 87%….100% buffered That’s the floor done; I’m off home.

Coming off a motorway today I got to the top of the slip road and there were two identical 30mph signs and between them another sign that said ‘merge now’.. As I nearly crashed the car laughing it occured to me that I spend far too much time on this site..

News: Wikipedia is 10 years old today! In actual fact it’s seven, because I edited the history page last night.

I was on safari the other day. Then I thought… ‘This is much better that internet explorer’

Admin1: Duplicate checker is broken, repeat: duplicate checker is broken – over. Admin2: Copy that.

No Facebook. I don’t want to know all the obscure people other people are friends with.

Everyone at the moment seems to be so upset that LimeWire got shut down, and quite frankly I’m sickened by the number of my friends who used it. I mean, everyone knows torrents are way better for pirating music anyway.