Category: internet

Why can I remember an obscure duplicate joke on here from a year ago but cannot remember to notice my wife’s new haircut when I see her? Guess it’s all about priorities…

RIP Teletext. You were like the internet if it was bought from a pound shop.

What’s the difference between a conscience and virginity? The average Sickipedian has lost his conscience.

Am I the only one who’s worried that once Wikipedia goes black it’ll never go back?

There is a lot of things wrong with the world these days but we do have some things to be grateful for. Like you can’t post photographs on this site.

Desperation: wanting to share a joke so badly you create another sickipedia account

I have 370 friends on facebook. 80 of my friends like “glee”. I have 290 friends on facebook now.

“Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life” Debt collectors, Police, Tax man… No thanks!

Why do people feel the need to lie about their achievements to strangers on the internet? Then again, if I hadn’t invented the microchip and penicillin maybe I’d lie too.

All the tag cloud says at the moment is “Disabled due to inconsiderate people dying”. To be honest those words are usually in there anyway.

I recently got married on Facebook, it’s much better than a real Marriage as the divorce proceedings are really easy to go through. It’s just a shame it’s not any easier to hide the body.

I was dumping my old sofa in the park. A policeman said ‘Are you aware that’s fly tipping?’, I said ‘Thanks, blood’.

I don’t get why anybody on the internet would pretend to be someone they’re not in order to prey on naive children. Then again, I’m probably just too young to understand.

Sickipedia… For all those thoughts you can’t post on Facebook.

I just saw a “Like this” link on facebook which said “I love being in the mood where I find everything hilarous” …..Stoned perhaps ?