Category: internet

Nothing says copy and paste like IdIfds

According to the Internet, the amount of hot local girls in my town is several times its actual population.

I’ve just read that Instagram is down. My friends will just have to describe what they’re having for lunch instead…

I’m Adolf Hitler, and Gas mark 7 was my idea.

Do You ever wonder why?, all these young Girls on facebook pose and look away in pictures, with a saucy cheeky look on there faces???. Thats because Im at the window trying to get in.

Some critics have claimed that the content of this website encourages deviant behaviour. To them, I say; look at at this way. If I didn’t spend all my spare time reading and posting jokes on here, I’d be out walking the streets, and your women and children wouldn’t be safe…

“facebook and Twitter used in search for missing architect Jo Yeates” Call me pedantic, but don’t you need to go OUTSIDE to find someone?

My mother asked me earlier if I knew of any good porcelain websites as she was looking for a large container to keep water in. I suggested trying the obvious, BIGJUGS.COM Very misleading.

Jokes on Sickipedia are kind of like my 8 year old daughter. Technically, not mine, but I still use them in front of my mates.

Just think of all the cool things that happened before Youtube was invented that no one will ever see.

I’m beginning to think maybe i’m not so funny after all. I’ve had more burials than Fred Wests patio.

Whats the difference between eBay and Sickipedia. You get barred from eBay for manipulating feedback.

www. findtherapists .com Boy, we really do have dirty minds

Great so Google is 13 years old and already thinks it knows everything

My girlfriend complained because I spend all day on Facebook and never take her anywhere. So I took her to the cinema, to see ‘The Social Network’.