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People say that sickipedi …

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People say that sickipedia has no educational value I disagree. This is the place where a lot of people learn that they aren’t funny.

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The last 24 hours with Si …

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The last 24 hours with Sickipedia being closed for maintenance have been the worst of my year so far. And my baby son died on new year’s day, I never even had any material for the funeral.

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The Chinese government ha …

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The Chinese government have warned Google that it will “Pay the consequences” if they don’t abide by their censorship laws. Google’s reply: “I’m feering rucky!”

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I’ve just found a website …

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I’ve just found a website filled with information about hard woven fiber formed into a rigid material, usually used for baskets or furniture. I love Wicker Pedia.

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So, a man who delivered h …

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So, a man who delivered his wife’s baby after watching videos on the Internet. Strange really – most of us spend more time watching how they’re conceived.

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I saw an advert that said …

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I saw an advert that said ‘Get ripped in 3 weeks!’ I thought, that’s a bit unrealistic

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A man walks into a librar …

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on reviving annoying bandwagons. The Librarian says, “You’re out of luck; Trevmeister took it out 9 hours ago.”

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I showed my mum Sickipedi …

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I showed my mum Sickipedia this morning. She said, “I’m not too keen on the horrible four-letter ‘F’ word.” I said, “Nah, Fles is all right once you know him.”

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Twitter – Taking the leg …

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Twitter – Taking the leg work out of stalking since 2006.

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Anyone else find it ironi …

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Anyone else find it ironic that Google Wave is released today?

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Do Carlsberg do servers b …

May 31qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Do Carlsberg do servers b …

Do Carlsberg do servers by any chance?

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2009 seems to me like the …

May 31qjoq.comLeave a Comment on 2009 seems to me like the …

2009 seems to me like the the celebrity version of that Windows program that deletes the unused icons from your desktop.

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Harry Houdini is on the g …

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Harry Houdini is on the google logo. Bet he will have disapeared by tomorrow.

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Wow! A new application on …

May 29qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Wow! A new application on …

Wow! A new application on Facebook told me i had 1972.5 visitors on my Facebook page. Nice to know Ronnie Corbett paid a visit.

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I don’t need Facebook to …

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I don’t need Facebook to poke my sister’s friends.

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