Category: internet

I bet the crossbow cannibal’s gutted. Didn’t even have time to make the ‘top jokes this week’ page.

Osama Bin Laden is reported to be on Facebook. His page is great, I can see all his friends, all his pictures but I can’t seem to get into the “Where I’ve been” section of his page.

Apparenlty Josef Fritzl’s daughter’s video evidence is 11 hours long. I do hope they bring it out as a dvd box set.

Jamal Umbongo: Repeatedly kicking England whilst they’re down since June 2010

I just checked my current location on Google maps. According to that, I’m in my neighbour’s house across the street.

I met my wife 10 years ago in a library when I was going through serious depression, and can truly say I wish I had only picked up the book I went in for.

I think ChatRoullete should ban all these users who make it worse for the rest of us. No one wants to see a fat girl pop up when you’re tossing away.

I think British rail have taken over the Sickipedia forums Running slow,running late ,permanent connection problems ,and at peak times……not running at all.

I took some naked photos of my girlfriend the other night. She said, “Promise me you won’t put them on your Facebook profile?” “I promise!” I insisted. The next day we broke up. She never said anything about putting them on HER Facebook profile.

people will believe anything thats said on the internet , just ask jeeves

I’m gonna stop using Wikipedia. Now it’s 10 I’ve lost all interest.

Hey guys, add me on Kik, ‘Pointlessbandwagon2012’. Cheers.

When I play RuneScape, the only thing that levels up is my virginity.

My friend was setting up a facebook account for the first time. He asked me “How do you make your relationship ‘complicated’?” I said, “Having her catch you sniffing her mum’s thong worked for me.”

Ah, Facebook… Just about the only place you can get away with poking dead people.