Category: internet

I like this new “DNS failure” feature on Facebook. It means that 9 months from today, many children will be born.

Just seen this Facebook group: I love it when in the middle of our kiss I can feel you smiling. I personally love it when I can feel them trying to shout and scream.

The place where i work has recently installed Websense to block certain websites. When i try to log into Sickipedia it tells me that this site has been banned for being “Tasteless and Innapropriate” .. Yet it allows me to log into the Big Brother website with ease,???? Whats going on ??

Is anyone else sitting here, with 3 separate internet explorer windows up? Sickipedia, Redtube and BBC news. ————- Why have separate windows when you can have one window and separate tabs?

sickidates: its funny when women try to make jokes

“Would you like us to save your details for quicker access in the future?” Oh yes please HSBC, that would be great. And whilst you’re at it, can you post my pin number on the notice board of the Lagos town hall, just to make sure.

You know you’re sad when you find yourself hacking somebody’s facebook so that you can invite yourself to their birthday party.

Facebook: Putting Hallmark out of business since 03′.

You can almost do anything online these days.. you can even hang out the washing!

I had a weird ex-girlfriend she called the cops on me because I used to sit outside her house all day, she said I was stalking her but I wasnt, I still had the code to the wifi.

I do love Facebook. It’s the only chance I get to poke the wife these days.

Congratulations to Fles for reaching 10,000 points and the ‘top users’ list on Sickipedia. I never tire of his hilarious ‘added comma’ gag!

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die

you know you have spent too much time on ebay when you refer to fit girls as ‘mint condition’

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Maddie. The librarian says “Sorry sir, that went out years ago and was never returned.”