Category: internet

My gran asked me for a website that’s a good source of information. Please, for the love of god, never EVER get Sickipedia mixed up with Wikipedia.

They’re bringing out a new Barbie doll called “Internet Barbie”, which is really a fat guy claiming to be a hot blonde.

Sickipedia lets me add two jokes per hour. This must be what it feels like to be a benefit thief.

I didn’t know what to get Google for it’s 13th Birthday So I Asked Jeeves

I can’t believe I’ve only just found out that if you type your search into Google in capitals your results appear quicker because Google knows you’re in a bad mood.

I used to appear in Strongbow Ads… Then I took two arrows to the knee.

to plan surprises like gifts or birthdays, Google Chrome offers the incognito browsing mode. Let’s not beat around the bush Google, we both know why I’m here.

Google image search. The reason why guys stay for the credits.

Been playing hangman over the internet this weekend with a 8 year old girl I think I won!

I wish I got pulled off as often as my jokes do from Sickipedia

Sickipedia has become a lot like my wife. Hasn’t been down for ages.

Pep posted: Girls on dating websites: Single mother is not an occupation. The word you are looking for is unemployed. Proof that all sickipedians are single..

I customised my license plate to say “s1ck1p3dia v3” Hopefully when I get caught speeding they’ll only give me .2 points on my license

I wish my parents had given me a cool middle name like all my friends on Facebook.

So, on Tuesday night my mate Derrick Bird posted a joke on here that you guys voted down til it was buried. Hope he doesnt take it too badly