Category: internet

My google search for a French Gaul Viking themed comic yielded no results. So I added an Asterix.

My girlfriend left me. A few nights ago she found “Sickipedia.org” in the search history on our computer and she said I had some explaining to do. With quick thinking I said to her, “Oh, I was trying to get onto Wikipedia, but I accidentally hit the S instead of the W on the keyboard. […]

You know you’re a paedophile when everyone on your facebook is going on about santa coming.

BREAKING NEWS: Prince Charles has been caught doing crack with rent boys, Michael Jackson has revealed he faked his own death so he could protect actress girlfriend Dakota Fanning from the media, the body of Madaline McCann has been discovered by her father in the pool of Michael Barrymore, and Tom Cruise is diagnosed with […]

I may as well invite the Sickipedia moderators around to my house. I have a dead body here I don’t know what to do with and they have a habit of making things disappear.

Sickipedia, Because looking on news websites take too long.

A Indian guy i know has set up his own web site! Its just like most other search sites, Its called ask Sanjeeves.

Some guy from a charity just came to my door asking for 10 a month for sick children or something. He said it worked out at about 30p a day. I thought for a minute and realised that 30p a day isn’t much. So I’m going to go for Spotify Premium

If I had a point for the time I was accused of cheating at Sickipedia. I’d have 967274 points.

“I’m sick of this” said my girlfriend. “If you were half as dedicated to me as you are to Facebook then maybe we could have an adult relationship. I need more of a commitment.” “I’m so sorry. I promise I’ll change, starting from now.” I replied, taking a deep, nervous breath, then I said the […]

Joke-writing is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent duplication.

I’m always happy to dispense innacurate or fabricated child-rearing advice. I’m a Wikipediatrician.

Why is Sickipedia’s logo an aerial view of an elephant?

My son asked me what life was like before the internet. I told him to Google it.

Is anyone else worried that we’re quickly losing stuff to make jokes about? George Bush has left office, Jade Goody and Michael Jackson have died and now even Sickipedia’s server works. You hang on in there Stephen Hawking!