Category: internet

Did you know every time you press F5 a paki dies?

Apparently England’s top referee is retiring at the end of this season. I got that information from the Webb.

I’ve just watched my favourite episode of Friends. It’s The One With Ross’s Death Announced On A Sick Joke Website.

If you printed out every page of the Internet and laid them one on top of the other……………..environmentalists would go nuts.

If my facebook was an actual book, its pages would all be stuck together.

The inventor of the progress bar managed to do 99% of it really quickly, but the last bit took him ages.

Sickipedia is getting a better server! April Fools.

I see there’s a new website you can visit that shows a list of all the sites you’ve visited while private browsing. It’s called: Divorce.com

Was just about to sign up to the Facebook group “Feed a child with a click” until I realised how similar “cl” and “d” looked. Thought it sounded too good to be true. Just goes to show how careful you have to be with these online deals.

When was the last time Sickipedia had so many hits of a Sunday morning?

Why does the Sickipedia homepage offer help, when only the most experienced contributors should ever really seek it?

I have just been going through my spam mail! One message asked if I wanted a beast in my underpants, I thought I had blocked Father O`Connor.

You know you’re on Sickipedia too much when you read a jokes score before you decide to read it.

My two biggest mistakes in life were getting married and clicking “reveal joke” down there.

Make it look like you have an iPad by drawing the internet onto an Etch-a-Sketch.