Category: internet

A good joke on sickipedia is like a well stocked pantry in Ethiopia – hard to come by and then when people see it, they try to nick it for themselves.

I just had a pop-up ad that read “Sorry, this campaign is now over”. So lets get this right. You thought nothing of creating a piece of malignant adware to breach my firewall, exploit my computer’s vulnerabilities and imbed itself in my hard drive, yet you feel the need to apologise because your campaign is […]

Have you ever searched for ONE FACT on Wikipedia and then two hours later you realise that you know everything about the Soviet Union?

I can’t believe that out of my 378 so-called ‘friends’ on facebook, only 12 said Happy Birthday to me today. Really, what do I pay these people for?

Has anyone else noticed that whenever you receive a text message and the sender has put LOL at the end, it’s never in the slightest bit funny? I always make sure I send a reply though… FO!

Sickipedia Stand-up Comedy Night – do YOU want to do 5 months in intensive care, under 24/7 Police guard ? Get in touch ASAP.

I just noticed people joining the “i shouldn’t be aloud a phone when im drunk!” group on Facebook… Well I don’t think they should be ALLOWED to make a group unless they can spell properly

Did anyone else notice how Americium is one of the densest elements on the periodic table?

Google: R… Rightmove? RE… Republic? RED… Reddit? REDT… Redtooth? REDTU… Redtub…..No! I dont know. La la la, im not listening.

One sign that you spend too much time on Sickipedia: 1 – You start posting jokes about Sickipedia.

I was really excited when I heard about the Sickipedia app for the iPhone, iPod touch etc. But being an honest guy I can’t download it, as it says that the content must only be viewed by persons over 17 years old. It’s a shame, really, I’m in my late 30’s but I share my […]

I just had a real bad feeling of De Ja vu when I was looking through the jokes of today…… Then I realised, these jokes have already been posted ten times.

Your joke, which read: ‘wheels, drums, horses and trumpets’ Has been deleted. It was part of a BandWagon.

Whilst downloading a 4GB movie in only 5 mins, I have the right to say my internet is pretty fly for a WiFi.

Don’t you just love Sickipedia? I place full of paedophiles, thieves, murderers and rapists. Yet blacks are preyed upon for being paedophiles, thieves, murderers and rapists.