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What have my star pupil a …

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What have my star pupil and Sickipedia got in common? I look forward to coming on both of them in my lunch hour.

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the main two differences …

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the main two differences between flight 93 and sickipedia.. flight 93 only crashed once… and it was funny

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010010012 A computers wor …

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010010012 A computers worst nightmare.

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My wife spends a lot of t …

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My wife spends a lot of time on eBay. But no, I still haven’t had any bids for her.

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My world was torn apart w …

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My world was torn apart when the “daily link joke” was a turkey baster again.

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Hitler has created an onl …

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Hitler has created an online game in which people build his plans for the new world he wanted, which will then be put into action. He even named it after his book. Mein Craft.

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BBC News: Internet Explor …

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BBC News: Internet Explorer users have a lower IQ says a study by Google Chrome

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Isn’t it funny how people …

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Isn’t it funny how people post so many sick and racist jokes on here, but still are civilised enough to put it in the right category.

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Statistacally, 9 out of 1 …

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Statistacally, 9 out of 10 people are bored of this joke —————————————————————- That implies someone isn’t.

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What do you get if you mi …

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What do you get if you mix Barium, Neodymium, Tungsten, Silver, Oxygen, Nitrogen and Sulfur together? A ‘Periodic Table’ joke about ‘Ba, Nd, W, Ag, O, N, S’.

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Advert: Mum of 3 makes 37 …

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Advert: Mum of 3 makes 379/day I knew they would be a market for pimping out kids

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Just had a call from a re …

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Just had a call from a really nice Nigerian man representing Facebook. He took my credit card details and is going to sort out the annual payment to Facebook for me. Thank god I got that sorted!

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Statistically 9.2/10 peop …

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Statistically 9.2/10 people preferred it before.

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A man walks into a librar …

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A man walks into a library and asks, “Have you got the Sickipedia joke book?” The librarian replies, “Yes, we have all the volumes! I wouldn’t bother reading the lot though, all the jokes are basically the same, just worded differently.”

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Dear Vistaprint, Stop sta …

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Dear Vistaprint, Stop stalking me!

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