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What does Sickipedia have …

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What does Sickipedia have in common with Wikipedia? They’re both just wrong.

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BBC News: Chile miners sh …

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BBC News: Chile miners shown in new video. It’s going to be a follow up to a viral video that took the Internet by storm a few years back. 33miners1pickaxe.

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I’m sick of seeing all th …

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I’m sick of seeing all these children’s TV cartoons set as every ones display picture on Facebook. I see enough of Pingu and Rosie and Jim when my girlfriend gets her choice of what to watch on TV.

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I just got the job as a H …

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I just got the job as a History teacher at a local school. In my first lesson I said, ‘there are 3 things you need to know about history.’ Ctrl H. Right Click. Delete.

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I have created a Twitter …

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I have created a Twitter account called “The Yellow Brick Road” and I am going to follow it

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BREAKING SCIENTIFIC DISCO …

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BREAKING SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY: If the silhouetted girl appears to be moving clockwise, you’re a paedophile.

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If I need to find out a d …

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If I need to find out a different word with the same meaning as the word fat, I just quickly log onto Plentyoffish.com

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Facebook has 500 million …

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Facebook has 500 million users? I’m three of them.

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I think most people would …

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I think most people would actually rather look at a few adverts than having to stomach Jimmy Wales’ smirking face everytime they want to find something out.

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So socks are up in sales …

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So socks are up in sales by 11000% since 1998. That’s about the same time the internet was really taking off. Coincidence? I think not.

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goturkey.com A great webs …

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goturkey.com A great website if you get locked outside your home.

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So, you don’t even have t …

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So, you don’t even have to be friends with people to poke them on facebook now. If only real life were like this. Oh, wait. I’m Tiger Woods. Real life IS like this

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I wonder if ‘insomnia’ is …

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I wonder if ‘insomnia’ is googled more at night?

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I have noticed website ba …

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I have noticed website backgrounds are a lot like racism. Whites look proffesional, are most common, clever and are always work the best. Blacks look suspicious, are most commonly doing something illegal and never work.

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Just seen on the moneysav …

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Just seen on the moneysavingexpert.com a link for a free epilepsy ID card and decided to order one. I have no idea what I’m gonna use it for but I’m sure that it will fit in my wallet.

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