Category: internet

A Chinese man walks into a bar and the barman asks, “Why the Wong face?”

What’s the best thing about the new Internet Explorer? You can use it to download Firefox.

I’m dating a hacker. She keeps sending me raunchy pictures of myself.

I have just found a brilliant website on how to improve your Ventriloquism. It’s Gubawue Gubawue Gubawue Got……….

Suicidal people are a dying race!

What other use will there ever be for ‘delete internet history’?

I’ve never really cared for thumbnails, I prefer to look at the bigger picture.

I’ve just come out of a coma after 14 years, and Windows 95 was my idea.

I went into a library and asked for a book on 21st Century Suicide Bombings. The librarian gave me the book but said, “There’s also a film adaptation that you Moscow and see.”

Apparently, ‘posted a joke on Sickipedia that scored over 1000’ isn’t appropriate to put under ‘achievements’ on a CV.

Sickipedia admins can obviously take a joke. Off the site if they don’t like it.

The Sickipedia home page is a lot like politics: On the right you’ve got a load of juvenile, idiotic nonsense and on the left all you hear about is women, foreigners and disabled people.

When I’m on the internet I become a totally different person. curious 12 year old lesbian Lisa

First a global recession, then Australia catches up in flames, next an eartquake shakes Italy, and now there is a worldwide swine flu alert. God must be very happy with us sickipedians.

I don’t understand this STOP Mashing joke It’s not funny AND WHAT’S MORE IT’S A REPEAT