Category: internet

One day you accidentally mis-type the address to wikipedia, the next, you’re instantly suspicious of black people and can’t help but feel your wife spends too much time out of the kitchen.

This new ultra fast fibre-optic internet is brilliant. No more waiting around for days to infect my PC with a Trojan.

facebook status: Andy Smith doesn’t like people switching between first and third person on their facebook status, in fact I hate it.

Is it me or are sickipedians actually quite clever

Is it just me or do you automatically think “duplicate” when you hear a joke in the pub now?

You know you’ve got issues when you start looking up seriously ill celebrities, rather than dead ones, and planning your jokes months in advance.

A pair of 18 hole Dr Marten boots walk into a bar. Barman says, “Why the long lace?”

Slogan Of 2010 Google Before You Tweet Is The New Think Before You Speak –

Just logged into my instant messenger, and my wife is online. Under her name is says Idle. Technology is so smart these days.

What do the Internet and Religion have in common ? They are both filled with lies and peadophiles

I got a bit nervous when I registered myself on Party Poker and it asked me where it was recommended from!

So you lot think your a pretty tough crowd eh? I bet you’ve never asked a bus load of Black Panther members where you can find the nearest Klan meeting? Yeah, didn’t think so! Dave inpatient The Wellington Hospital Spinal Unit- Wellington Place St Johns Wood London NW8 9LE

I’m planning on making a new Facebook account with the name “benefits” …That way when a few people add me, it’ll say “X and 6 other people are now friends with benefits”

So according to a joke I read earlier Sickipedia is a bit like football. It was a lot easier to score in the old days. It’s more a brothel Easier to score in the old days, there used to be some good stuff and when you wanted a suck you got a full one instead […]

I was looking online to buy a new punchbag. Plentyoffish.com has some amazing offers!