Category: internet

Get ripped in 4 weeks? It’s a scam! Windows Media Player does it in 10 minutes.

I innocently went on the American Apparel website looking for a fleece, and it said the database latency was too high, what have you lot done?

I currently feel like a failed Roman… …unable to get into the forum.

I was telling my young son the story of the Billy Goats Gruff when he said, “He must be a rubbish troll if he just lives under a bridge scaring goats. I bet he doesn’t even have an internet connection.”

The 21st Century. When ‘love at first sight’ became ‘love at first photo’.

My latest business venture is a online agency for Comedy Club MC’s. It’s called “MarketTheCompere.com”

I think I’m going to start a facebook campaign to bring back the old sickipedia. It seems to work with everything else.

I’m the kinda guy that’s so lazy I would copy and paste my suicide note from Google.

‘The server is experiencing extreme load. Please try again later.’ Who died?

A sickipedia administrator walks into a library and says, “I’m looking for a book…” The librarian interupts him, “Early learning section.”

I noticed that wikipedia.org is trying to raise 7.5 million dollars. I’d help, but I’m British, and I use pounds.

You know you’re on Sickipedia too much, when you can spell Paedophile right without even thinking about it…

Whoever said that losing a loved one is the most painful thing imaginable has obviously never experienced a sickipedia bandwagon.

Can anybody else confirm the rumour that Sickipedia is upgrading its server from a Commodore 64 to a ZX Spectrum?

A sure sign that I’m spending too much time on Sickipedia. We went to the estate agents, looking for a new house. The estate agent asked if we wanted a house with a cellar and I said, “We don’t really need one, my wife can’t have children!”