Category: internet

I just looked up a girl’s skirt… About 30,900,000 results (.437 seconds)

Until I found sickipedia, I had no idea talking to myself could be so entertaining.

Sickipedia and Facebook; One is for making jokes about raping children, the others for meeting them.

I am a Christian, white, anorexic videogame playing teen. My dad is a muslim, black, overweight jock. We came on Sickipedia together. And were considered close enough to be duplicates.

In the beginning, the Word existed. The Word was with Humour and the Word was Funny. Funny existed in the beginning with Humour. Through Humour all Jokes were made, and apart from the Jokes nothing was funny that has been funny. In Humour was Laughs, and those Laughs brought life to Sickipedia. And the laughs […]

I might have to stop visiting Sickipedia. It’s not that the wife moans about it, or that my boss keeps catching me on at work, or even the Americans. Its just depressing to already know the jokes from my favourite TV shows before I get round to watching them.

Facebok.com Because some people are just that lazy…

It’s a sad day for mankind when you search ‘hardcore domination’ and results direct you to Call of Duty.

I saw a Rolex on ebay and it said on the listing “Watch this item”. I don’t remember setting the language to cave man.

You know you’ve been on chatroulette.com too long when you take it as a compliment when people start talking to you

TOP GOOGLE UK SEARCHES 2009 1. Facebook 2. BBC 3. YouTube 4. Hotmail 5. Games 6. eBay 7. News 8. Google 9. Yahoo 10. Bebo Surely I mustn’t be the only one that realises something is missing off this list?!

I remember on the internet when if more than five people visited a website at a time it caused it to slow right down and crash. Actually it was only ten minutes ago on sickipedia…

TRUE STORY I was in my office yesterday on my lunch break when I decided to go on my computer to enjoy a joke or two on Sickipedia. The amount of racist sick jokes made me persist in laughing. Quite loudly actually. My boss overheard this and came over to have a look. I suddenly […]

“You’ve got to have a look at that ‘Cats in Bread’ website.” Said my girlfriend. I thought the one with two tails and no legs was the funniest.

What percentage of users actually make it on to dealingwithdyslexia.org on their first attempt?