Category: internet

They say bad things happen to good people. Well my fellow Sickipedians, we’re in the clear.

You know you’ve been staring at your ex-girlfriend’s Facebook picture for to long when you think: ‘Did she just blink?’.

Does anyone know any good sites where I could get ripped in 4 weeks?

Girls are like internet domain names. All the good ones are already taken, so I’m probably going to have to settle for one from a strange country.

I love all the buried jokes on sickipedia, I am a necrophiliac though.

Sickipedia’s server About as stable as Heather Mills with termites (The first few times I tried posting this, I got the ‘lost connection to the database’ error. I think i’ve made my point.)

I want to be cremated when I die. Why would a Sickipedian want to be buried when you could be hottest of the day?

I tried insulting Tinie Tempah on Twitter. He replied with “lol”. I can check him off on my “Misleading Names” list.

You know you,ve spent to much time on the internet when you start reffering to things as ‘in real life’

My mate called me an untalented, unfunny, sad lonely pointscorer on Sickipedia. I was so shocked I almost stopped “contributing and crediting” to other peoples jokes..

My asian girlfriend made me to get my poem about down syndrome sufferers published. She loved me mong rhyme…

Members in the facebook group BAN SICKIPEDIA – 19 Members in the facebook group Sickipedia (sick jokes) – 1676 we win now delete your group!

A recent study shows that 3 out of 10 teens chat with strangers online. The other 7 teens actually have friends.

Facebook Timeline… Making it harder to stalk since 2011.

New tagline for my Russian bride website: ‘Because true love doesn’t cost a thing… (Excl. p&p)’