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I enjoy watching rivers f …

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I enjoy watching rivers flowing on the internet. I was watching a live stream earlier…..

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What is the definition of …

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What is the definition of a sickipedian slag? Ambidexterous

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I don’t believe in all th …

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I don’t believe in all these internet conspiracy theories. I think they were put there by aliens to confuse us.

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A place where there’s no …

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A place where there’s no right or wrong, freedom to do whatever you say and whatever you want. Some would call this heaven. I call it Sickipedia.

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Is anyone else suing Sick …

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Is anyone else suing Sickipedia for the replacement of their F5 key?

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The Times & Sunday Times …

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The Times & Sunday Times are going to start charging a subscription fee to view their website. Why would anybody pay to get their major news stories when Sickipedia is free?

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A man has delivered a bab …

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A man has delivered a baby based on instructions he found on YouTube. I guess that works alright, as long as the birth doesn’t last more than 9 minutes.

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I hate how celebrities ge …

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I hate how celebrities get away with everything. Parez Hilton can take a picture of Miley Cirus’ beaver and post it on the internet and escape unscathed and I can’t spank my monkey to the pictures without the RSPCA waiting to take me away for prosecution.

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What’s a Sickipedian who’ …

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What’s a Sickipedian who’s neither a paedo nor a rapist? Possibly a virgin.

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What do you call a Black …

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What do you call a Black American Muslim Woman? Pretty much anything- its still bound to get voted up.

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Facebook – doing everythi …

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Facebook – doing everything it can to shift people to Google plus.

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Memes, inside jokes for p …

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Memes, inside jokes for people who are forever alone.

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Our Sickipedia which art …

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Our Sickipedia which art online, shallow be thy name. Thy sickos come, thy will be done, at home as it is online. Give us this day our daily library gag. And forgive us our duplicates, as we forgive them that duplicate against us. And lead us not into statistics, but deliver us from burial. For […]

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Common internet comment m …

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Common internet comment made under a youtube video or facebook post that reads just one word: “Genious” Are they really qualified to make that call?

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I see they have blocked t …

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I see they have blocked the Internet in Egypt. No more online pyramid schemes then?

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