Category: internet

I’ve offended a lot of people with my trolling on the Internet, but it’s all water under the bridge now.

I was browsing on the interwebs yesterday when i came across something that disgusted me to my very core. I believe it was ‘Pre-teen Emmalene drilled hard’ or something of that nature. It made me sick. Why, why in this day in age would you name a child Emmalene?

i tried a bit of online gambling the other day… i bought a mattress on e-bay.

So this isn’t a website offering advice on how to cure common illness then?

Nothing says ‘Happy Birthday’ like a free energy boost on Mafia Wars.

Has anyone found another use for Private Browsing, other than buying your other half a present?

Propose new category – Sports, Soccer So then we know which jokes to vote down

Just saw the Facebook group “Have you ever just looked at someone, and you just hate them?” Yes, this is exactly how I feel, and that’s why most people call me racist.

LoveFilm.com: There’s no late returns fee. Good, because I’ve just flogged them all on ebay.

My girlfriend said that switching off her mum’s life support machine was the most difficult thing that she’s ever had to do. She has clearly never tried to not spill a full pint of beer whilst sneezing.

Got invited to a group before, “All facebook users in one group”, but i clicked ignore. Is there any point in the group now?

“Ever since the internet was invented I’ve been sooooo wasted!” ~ Time

My girlfriend and I are expecting a baby soon. It’s due in a few weeks, but then you can never be totally sure with eBay

When I die, I’m giving my body to Sickipedia viewers. At least that way I know I’ll get buried quickly.

Nothing says ‘I am ugly’ like a blank facebook profile