Category: internet

Happy Birthday Google, correcting bad spelling since 1998

I think a Jews been using my internet. All the cache is gone.

Yo Mama’s so old, she once posted a joke on Sickipedia and it wasn’t a duplicate.

Kids are so lucky today to have the internet. I must have been about 23 before I saw my first picture of a woman sucking off a donkey!

I keep getting mail offering the secret to lasting longer in bed! No thanks, When I’m paying by the quarter hour 8 minutes is plenty for me thank you.

As an internet user, I like to keep tabs on my favourite websites

My Internet history is so dirty even my Internet Provider has lost its virginity.

I bought a print copy of a newspaper this morning. I didn’t get a chance to go on the Internet yesterday so I thought I’d better catch up.

You know you have dodgy friends when you can’t tell if they’ve been fraped or if they are just having a good time…

Just saw the Facebook group “Join If You Lost An Friend Or Relative from 2000-2009” RIP The Creator’s English Teacher

I love this site. It always lets me win things. Yesterday I was the 999,999th visitor, and today i’m the 888,888th visitor. How lucky is that?

I know I am not the only one who only started “mashing F5” just because they were told not to, in the hope of causing some damage, and smiling when the site crashed for that very reason……

Am I the only one who notices the girls with ‘Princess’ as a middle name on facebook seem to be dirty teenage wogmeat with half-caste kids?

I’ve deleted so much History on my computer it doesn’t even know who the Romans were.

My boyfriend came round with his 8 mates the other night and were trying to explaining something about a joke. After an hour i had to lie and say i got the joke as i was getting sore down there and he was getting angry. His mates are coming round next week when he`s at […]