Category: internet

On a website I regularly visit there is a link to donate to the site to ‘help keep the site free’. I’m not sure they know what ‘free’ means.

I’ve never heard of a Jew being a member on Sickipedia… Presume that’s because they’d rather give 0.2 than 1

Go on admit it. How many of you saw the mongoose joke and Google’d “plural of mongoose”

Want to be an internet legend? Take loads of laxitives then go through the airport with 2 cases looking really nervous. When security say, “Excuse me sir, I’m afraid we’re going to have to perform a full cavity search” simply reply, “ok, but for legal reasons, can my mate film it…?”

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, sit in front of a computer. They go on a site called Sickipedia to look for jokes for next weeks Mock the Week.

What is the difference between Sickipedia V3 and Iran? Compared to Sickipedia, Iran has a fair voting system.

You know you lead a sad life when you think of jokes about celebrity deaths in preparation for when they die.

You know you have no true place in society when your joke gets deleted from Sickipedia for being “too racist”.

I was asked by a Labour Party activist today how I intend to vote on May 6th. I replied, “Well I’ll be voting as normal, by looking through my favourites and giving a +1 to my favourite incest and paedophilia jokes.”

I once got a joke on the left side of the Sickipedia home page. I turned my computer monitor upside down.

BBC iPlayer Making the Unmissable – Blurry

I’ve just donated 3 to the NSPCC. So far Pikachu, The Powerpuff Girls, Donald Duck and the Care Bears have donated nothing.

The Internet; All the advantages of being a stalker, without leaving your own home!

BBC News: “Indian plane crash kills scores” So that’s why all my jokes are doing so badly this morning.

How do you know when you’ve spent too much time on Sickipedia? When your girlfriend and mates keep asking – “What’s up? You’re quiet this weekend! Haven’t you got any new jokes?”