Category: internet

I just bought 4 spots in ‘Hot Jokes of the Day’ off one of Sickipedia’s admins for 3.25. It wasn’t anything dodgy, he just sold me a copy of Viz.

Sickipedia. The only place a joke about football is more frowned upon than a joke about raping dead babies.

So I heard MegaVideo was taken down today. I propose we have 72 minutes of silence in rememberance.

When someone adds a page on Wikipedia, where do the editors check it for validity?

My Asian girlfriend enjoys my musical door bell, despite it going on for ages…. she love my long chime.

If all the sickipedia forum topics were laid end to end, they still wouldn’t reach a conclusion.

If people on Match.com were so brilliant and funny and intelligent, surely they would have girlfriends?

In the year 3000, youtube, twitter and facebook will merge into one huge time wasting website called ‘YouTwitFace’.

I just got sent a picture message from a girl I was talking to over the internet I replied asking for a picture she has not used with the fat booth iPhone app, still waiting for her to get back to me.

I was at the doctor’s today, and he diagnosed me as having Sickipedia disease: it’s the only disease where the sicker you are, the more chance you have of NOT being buried.

The pope keeps on apologising for the paedophile priests… He hasn’t been on sickipedia yet has he

How many people are now sorely disappointed after googleing David Richards UFO photo to no avail?

Whatever happened to yahoo? Think I’ll google it.

So a pigeon beat broadband in a race. That’s impressive, but i still can’t watch two girls one cup on a bird.

Torrent for a person and they will be fine for a day. Teach a person to torrent and they will be fined for a lifetime.