Category: internet

It’s a pity the allied forces didn’t use wikipedia to find hitler. We’d have won the war in under 5 clicks.

Going to have stop spending all day on sickipedia and get a job. Just found out they’re stopping my Joke Seekers Allowance.

A girl asked me do i have a facebook. I said yeh i have a facebook, or a mugshot file as the police are calling it.

Sickipedia have released an update to their iPhone app, version 2.0. It’s funny. I’d have thought they would go straight from version 1.0 to 1.6 or 2.3 or maybe even -0.8.

A mate of mine’s girlfriend is late and he said there’s nothing worse than waiting for her to get her period. He’s obviously never felt the anxiety of opening up 1 Unread Message.

How come all the hot girls in my area always want to chat when I’m watching a film?

Just been using the Zoosk dating app on facebook and having looked at some of the profile pictures i have to say the name is quite appropriate.

Welcome to Sickipedia. Brought to you this weekend by our sponsors the Lehman Brothers.

Amazing, isn’t it? Of all the Chinese people on Chatroulette, I keep getting the same one over and over again.

Cyberhypnol, time for some real facebook raping 😉

What’s a Sickipedian’s favourite drink? Fappachino.

I find it very difficult to imagine a life without Sickipedia… Having a job, having a girlfriend, having friends, owning my own house, owning my own car…

nothing says “I can’t sleep” quite like watching Sign Zone when you have perfectly good hearing

facebook locations plus a public account equals a stalker’s dream

My wife says that getting married is the best feeling in the world. She’s obviously never posted a joke on Sickipedia, then get called away immediately to return in 4 hours and find out that it is showing on the front page of Todays’ Best Jokes.