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I take that by the way th …

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I take that by the way the Database latency is acting; Jam rags are on a 90 day invoice account?

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What do you call a Sickip …

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What do you call a Sickipedian with no eyes? Sckpedan

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Does anyone else read the …

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Does anyone else read their ebay feedback over and over again to make themselves feel better? Nope? No one?

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So i just got a new job, …

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So i just got a new job, 3rd one this week would you believe it. I’ve been a teacher and given out plenty of detentions, i’ve been a poolboy, and I’ve been working in an office waiting until its just me and my secretary alone. I’m beginning to think redtube is not based on real […]

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My Junk Email: “Date Jewi …

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My Junk Email: “Date Jewish Singles in your Area” “Please give to our charity!” They really need to figure out their target demographics.

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The Internet: Uniting pae …

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The Internet: Uniting paedophile’s globally since 1990.

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Sickipedia’s server. >:( …

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Sickipedia’s server. >:(

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Sorry if you all couldn’t …

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Sorry if you all couldn’t get onto the internet earlier: that was my fault. All I did was AskJeeves to Google Bing…

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I fear the day Facebook d …

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I fear the day Facebook decides to inform users of who has viewed their profile… ….and how many times.

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So, in America they have …

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So, in America they have set up a “rehab” clinic for people who are addicted to the internet. Think it costs about $8000 for a 45 day treatment, 10% off for booking online.

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News Report: Sickipedia w …

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News Report: Sickipedia website crashes today as they run out of 10p’s for the meter.

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I feel sorry for the guy …

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I feel sorry for the guy at the top left of the google chrome incognito screen. THE THINGS HE HAS SEEN!!

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Illegal downloading is ge …

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Illegal downloading is getting worse these days, and I think it is disgraceful. If you download a P.Diddy song, you’re not only stealing from him, you’re also stealing from whoever he stole it from in the first place.

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I love internet dating si …

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I love internet dating sites. Now I can stay in and be a failure in private.

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Just seen this group on f …

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Just seen this group on facebook: Join if you’ve lost your mum/dad in asda, tesco or co-op ect That happened to me but we all laugh about it now. Except my mum, she was crushed under the cans of beans that fell on her.

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