Category: internet

Sickipedia has changed my life. I used to have one.

BBC News: Google accuses Bing of “copying”. How many internets does Google think there are?!

Recreate the danger of a parachute jump in safety by visiting Google Earth and clicking the scroll bar until you reach the ground. Add realism to the exercise by putting a fan on blowing full in your face.

After reading some terrible spelling mistakes on Sickipedia, I suggest that some of the contributors should try and improve their spelling by going to school with their girlfriends.

I hate all this internet language, lol, omg, bff but the one that really annoys me is ROFL. surely it should be roflysst: rolling on floor laughing, yet somehow still typing.

Some people say that considering abortion is the hardest thing ever. They’ve obviously never wrestled a dog biscuit from a spazzy.

I pushed a Frenchman off a tower. E’fell.

Announcement: Spastic Waitresses has a new website but all the Servers are Down.

A mans best friends are his tools. Especially ‘Delete Browsing History.’

You know you’re obsessed with Sickipedia when you go on news websites praying for something terrible to have happened.

Windows internet explorer private browsing function…… Useless if you forget the tissues to wipe the keyboard after you finish

AVG Anti-virus Website: “110 Million People Trust AVG” Yeah, and a further 6.8 Billion people don’t.

“Dad, am I okay to download this new software?” “Is it safe?” “Well, loads of people have got it!” “Loads of people have got AIDS but that isn’t safe”

There’s a bit of a misconception going on here. Telling jokes about any subject, however unpleasant, says nothing about you as an individual. Writing racist jokes about (enter your ethnic minority here) does not make you a racist. Writing paedophile jokes does not make you a paedophile. Writing jokes about fat stupid Americans, just means […]

From Sickipedia I’d like to say thanks to Derrick Bird for testing the capacity of the new server.