Category: internet

bing’s most commonly searched phrase: “Why is Google down?”

How many sickipedians suffer from obsessive compulsive personality disorder ? About 95% of them, judging by the number of jokes that get endlessly repeated.

After making an account I clicked on the ‘would you like to get some friends?’ link. It sent me to Amazon for the box set of Friends Season 1-10. I laughed hysterically for a while… …then I realised I was still lonely.

I have 1 comment about your browsing history. Nothing says everything.

You know you’ve lost it when your main ambition is to have your joke featured on the left hand side of the Sickipedia homepage.

I think I’m in trouble. I went into my browser and clicked Clear History. Now I’ve just looked up ‘internet’ on Wikipedia and it hasn’t been invented.

With the recent deletion of jokes, I’m begining to wonder how long it will be till we can post jokes worth telling at all….

Here’s to hoping that groupon’s next offer is for counselling to help us all curb our addiction to frivolous spending.

They have internet on computers now?

I googled “Gary Oldman” and got some pretty disturbing images – he’s really let himself go, I thought. Then I realised I’d left the “R” out.

I can’t help thinking that Amazon are getting lazy. Under ‘Recommended for you’, they have listed a 20 gift voucher.

As I quickly closed the tab, the manager of the internet cafe walked towards me. He took one look at my screen and saw nothing but the Google homepage. “Sir,” he said sternly, “I know what you have been doing and we do not tolerate that in here.” I furiously stated that I wasn’t doing […]

In talks with the Home Secretary Alan Johnson, the Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson said it was his belief that this vile, evil monster was a threat to society. He therefore recommended Sickipedia should be tagged at all times.

whos the new Sickipedia sponsor, Rily Manson, never heard of her.

The band wagon of periodic table jokes recently has highlighted the poor spelling of a lot of Sickipedians. This got me thinking… …If only they spent more time in the library.