Category: internet

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My wife says if I don’t start believing her more our relationship will fail. Wikipedia agrees.

Welcome to Sickipedia: Where men are men, women are women, and children are molested.

What happened to that spastic joke I just posted? Must have been voted Downs.

Being a nerd, I’m loving all these chemical symbol jokes. I’m in my elements.

I sometimes think about doing a truly sick, news worthy crime. Just so I can be the first to post a joke about it on here.

According to Wikipedia, Robert Ripley died today in 1947, though I dunno if I believe it or not.

Plusnet ‘A call centre down’t road’ , In Bradford…. So your call will still be answered by someone who doesn’t speak English and doesn’t understand a word you’re saying. Actually the call centre is in Sheffield. The joke is still funny though.

Intel bought McAfee for USD 7 Billion. Wonder why? They could have simply downloaded it for free.

Periodic table? I didn’t even know women had a ranking system for their menstruation?

Nothing says, My log time is less than 30 hours on sickipedia than voting up a joke that’s been duplicated more than 3 times.

I’m looking forward to when Americans play level 9-11 on Angry Birds and throw bombs into towers, and a look of shock and horror covers their faces as they slowly realise… McDonald’s breakfast finishes at 11 30.

Rob Manuel goes into a library and forgets to ask for a book on website maintenance.

Stranger: hi looking for girl with webcam You: hi im a hairy man Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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