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Stuck in a dark place for …

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Stuck in a dark place for 69 days without washing, wishing you had friends with you.. Your average World Of Warcraft Gamer

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Putting a joke on Sickipe …

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Putting a joke on Sickipedia is a bit like going shopping after dark in Brixton: if you don’t get mugged in the first ten minutes, you’ve half a chance of surviving.

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Has anyone got a time mac …

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Has anyone got a time machine I can borrow so I can catch the Hammerfall UK tour?

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whoever says patience is …

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whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection

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What do Travis Barker and …

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What do Travis Barker and Sickipedia have in common? Both crashed over the weekend!

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James Bond is constantly …

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James Bond is constantly ripped, amazing at poker, and seems to know where all the good looking girls in the area are. Three guesses how he spent his time as a teenager…

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“Search Results for: germ …

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“Search Results for: german humor No jokes found matching your query. ” Even the website itself has a sense of humor.

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I’ve promised the missus …

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I’ve promised the missus I’ll paint the lounge ceiling this weekend unless Sickipedia is working. Come on Rob – I’m counting on you. You can do it mate – you can.

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I think it’s fair to say …

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I think it’s fair to say if it wasn’t for blacks, Pakis or Madeleine McCann, Sickipedia would be about as much use as Stephen Hawking’s treadmill.

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Headline: Woman ‘raped, b …

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Headline: Woman ‘raped, burned and beaten while held captive by man she met online. Where did she meet him? Adult fiend finder?

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To make Christmas Dinner …

October 22qjoq.comLeave a Comment on To make Christmas Dinner …

To make Christmas Dinner a little more interesting, print off a few jokes from Sickipedia, and pop them in the crackers.

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Legend has it that an inf …

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Legend has it that an infinite number of monkeys sat at an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the entire works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this not to be true.

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Sickipedia. Removing mor …

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Sickipedia. Removing more tags than the home office since… Today.

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My wife said she is leavi …

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My wife said she is leaving me because I spend too much time online #mustbethattimeofthemonth

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Apparently on the interne …

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Apparently on the internet, advertising companies can monitor your browsing and generate adverts to suit. It works for me, I keep getting directions to the nearest playground.

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