Category: internet

“403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it.” Wow, never in my life… The internet just stood up for itself!

I couldn’t remember where I found out about all the single girls in my area wanting to meet me. But I’m sure they will pop up sooner or later.

Carlsberg don’t do Alcoholics Anonymous meetings… Not surprising, really.

China is a bit like the right hand column of sickipedia Every few seconds a new duplicate is squeezed out

I just got an email saying I’d won 9, 999, 999 from the Ugandan Lottery, I never even played! I’m so excited, I was going to tell my friends so perhaps they could win too, I just decided I’d save the surprise and send away all their credit card details. Man are they gonna’ love […]

Ok right, there’s this internet site, thats a complete rip off of sickipedia. The funny thing is sickipedia wont allow me to tell you guys so we can crash their server as I’m interested if they ripped off the ‘Database Latency Too High’ message too. Go to britology . com… you’ll see

Wikipedia is to be blacked out for 24 hours. An article on Wikipedia stated that this was the most significant event in modern history since Hitler invented the light bulb.

Looking for a nipple on Youtube is like looking for a salad in America.

What’s (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?

What do you get when facebook goes down? A Social Life

Don’t you just love it when you get a text off someone you don’t really speak to, you open it and it’s a joke that you posted on Sickipedia!

Posting 2 jokes is like swimming after eating. You’re supposed to wait an hour, but no one does.

“When a girl is silent, thats pretty dangerous. Shes either overthinking, tired of waiting, about to blow, lonely, needs a hug, falling apart or crying inside. and most probably all of those above..” – A facebook group quite obviously written by a girl. Had it been written by a bloke it would read “When a […]

I met my last 4 girlfriends on this very site… and now my boss has fired me……. I pulled too many Sicki’s

The Internet is such a boring place… …when there are other people in the room.