Category: internet

Today you can buy COD and get a free box of Kleenex,

Actually, yes I am looking for a car rental Why did you think I was on Youtube?

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on inconvenience. The librarian says; “Unfortunately, the last copy got borrowed not 3 minutes ago.”

‘This free version contains Ads.’ Ad: ‘Buy the Ad free version.’

InPrivate browsing my best friend since Internet explorer 8

Yesterday i was looking through the app store for something to help me light a candle.. It just kept telling me ‘No matches found.’

I’m going to Las Vegas next month. If only there was a way to learn how to play poker and get ripped in 4 weeks.

My friend was telling me about how the Zimbabwean government is the most corrupt thing in the world. Clearly, he has never seen the Sickipedia voting system.

I was doing some phone banking earlier. I was greeted with “For security reasons, I’m going to mumble a word which you have to say back at me. If you’d like, I can mumble a different word.”

BBC News : ‘US relaxes grip on the internet’… …Only after the helmet has turned completely purple.

Nothing says ‘almost caught masturbating’ like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage.

I’ve found a website that plays streaming video of underground trains. It’s called Tubetube.

There’s nothing worse than posting a joke and realising you’ve made a stupd spelling mistake

My asian girlfriend loves it when I put a particular fruit inside her bottle of corona… That is all.

I joined a dating website for people with STDs and now I’m being asked how I became such a Casanova. Being positive is key, I say.