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I’ve just seen the Facebo …

July 23qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’ve just seen the Facebo …

I’ve just seen the Facebook page; “If you saw me in the back of a police car what crime would you think I had committed?” Nice to see Facebook have made a page for black users.

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How many of you, after de …

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How many of you, after deleting your browsing history, quickly visit your usual websites such as Hotmail, Sickipedia and Facebook just so it doesn’t look too obvious?

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OMG Try this it really wo …

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OMG Try this it really works! Copy and paste this on to 10 different websites and absolutly nothing happens! I’ve done it and it really works – nothing happens – its amazing!

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Do hot Russian women get …

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Do hot Russian women get adverts saying “really unattractive white guys wish you exist and are waiting to meet up with you!” when they’re watching family guy online?

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My dyslexia is realy star …

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My dyslexia is realy starting to get in the wai of my life. Last weak I got a hiding from my Dad for goin on hotmale.com

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Just saw the facebook sta …

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Just saw the facebook status: “A week full of pure football what more could you want!” A Girlfriend?

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I tried to view some old …

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I tried to view some old emails from when I was at school. I don’t know who emailed me but hotmale.com is NOT what I remember.

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I hate when I go to unins …

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I hate when I go to uninstall some program, and then they want me to fill out a survey telling them why. Like I just broke up with them and they need closure. “No no, Yahoo Toolbar. It’s not you, it’s me. Please stop crying.”

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Isn’t it ironic that the …

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Isn’t it ironic that the people the created social networking websites are computer programmers?

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I’ve just logged into Sic …

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I’ve just logged into Sickipedia for the first time, it’s brilliant, I’ve never laughed so much in my life ……. ……. well not since my wife died anyway !

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Whats the difference betw …

June 30qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Whats the difference betw …

Whats the difference between Sickipedia and Gina Wilde? Gina can handle more than 700 members on her at one time.

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I think Google Circles sh …

June 29qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I think Google Circles sh …

I think Google Circles should have been called Google Rings. I just think it sounds better For example, if I added a girl from work she would getting a message saying: ‘David would like to be in your ring’

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Just went round to my fri …

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Just went round to my friends house. His mother said he was still in bed. So i went up, knocked on his door, and no answer… I went into his room to find his bed made, his red and white striped hat on the bed, his red and white striped jumper hung up, and his […]

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My mother always used to …

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My mother always used to tell me that anything new I come across makes me wiser person. This would include anything I read, any person I interact with, and anything I experience in life. I actually believed her until I read Youtube comments.

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I deleted my Facebook acc …

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I deleted my Facebook account the other day. I immediately thought, “if only there was a quick way to share what I just did with my friends.”

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