Category: internet

“Find your ideal partner on Facebook!” No thanks, I can safely say that one quality I am not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.

The day of the royal wedding… millions of people watching this touching and beautiful event live on the internet… it was amazing how clear the streaming video of the gorgeous, happy couple was on my computer screen. Thank you Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze and of course WebcamLesbians.com.

I used to listen to Dubstep back in the 90s… … Every time I connected my computer to the internet.

I found myself at the top of a Mosque and thought, “Hold on a minaret …”

I’ve just copied and pasted the barcode on Google’s homepage, cut it out and stuck it to a tin of beans in Asda. Should have seen the look on the checkout girl’s face when she tried to charge me 32 billion.

Just saw a facebook page called “You’re 13. Put some clothes on”. I’m not a fan.

According to my sidebar ads, I am a fat lesbian who needs a new Honda.

Slow Responding Computers, Breaking up marriages since 1997.

What do you get when you mix Sulphur, hydrogen, iodine, tellurium, phosphorous, uranium, nitrogen and Sulphour? S H I Te P U N S

There’s a new website for people from Norfolk to trace their family history and build a family tree based on the results. It’s called incestry.com. It’s a shame they don’t have the opposable thumbs to use it.

Just pushed a hipster down the stairs. I suppose you can say he’s a tumblr.

All these Periodic Table jokes are starting to get boron.

Firefox private browsing mode…. ….saving relationships since June 2009

This afternoon I pushed my girlfriend into the road where she missed being hit by a bus by mere inches. I’d just like to say sorry… Youtube, maybe next time, eh?

How many spastics does it take to change a lightbulb? I’m not sure, but I’ve got 40 in my garage, a video camera and a YouTube account. Let’s find out!