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My Internet connection re …

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My Internet connection reminds me of that time I fell into a tank full of piranhas. 164 KB/s

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so, Facebook has a new fe …

October 14qjoq.comLeave a Comment on so, Facebook has a new fe …

so, Facebook has a new feature that recognises users faces in photos. It seems Facebook doesn’t like Chinese or women in Burka’s either.

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Is this website some sort …

October 13qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Is this website some sort …

Is this website some sort of sick joke?

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Have you noticed how Goog …

October 3qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Have you noticed how Goog …

Have you noticed how Google Street View only includes areas that have “Google” spraypainted on the street, which just so happen to be directly facing the camera? How convenient.

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Isn’t it strange……… …

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Isn’t it strange………… I can spend hours online, but as soon as my girlfriend comes round, there is nothing I want to look at on the internet.

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Every time I get sick, I …

September 26qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Every time I get sick, I …

Every time I get sick, I always manage to use the internet to diagnose myself And convince myself I’m dying.

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If the internet had never …

September 24qjoq.comLeave a Comment on If the internet had never …

If the internet had never been invented, I certainly wouldn’t be the person I am today… A Lol.

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Welcome to Sickipedia. Wh …

September 22qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Welcome to Sickipedia. Wh …

Welcome to Sickipedia. Where no news is bad news.

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You know its funny, but I …

September 22qjoq.comLeave a Comment on You know its funny, but I …

You know its funny, but I swear I was the millioneth visitor to this website last time as well

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Facebook: Providing scrip …

September 17qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Facebook: Providing scrip …

Facebook: Providing scripts for the best TV shows since 2005.

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The only acting FRED shou …

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The only acting FRED should be doing is in an advert for abortion.

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1880: Girls got undressed …

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1880: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook.

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10 grams of Gillian McKei …

September 4qjoq.comLeave a Comment on 10 grams of Gillian McKei …

10 grams of Gillian McKeith, a tablespoon of Wagner, half a cup of Snow and you’ve got yourself some tasty ingredients for Facebook

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Yay! Sickipedia’s back! I …

September 4qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Yay! Sickipedia’s back! I …

Yay! Sickipedia’s back! I don’t know what I’d do without Sickipedia… Probably go out, socialise, make some friends, get a girlfriend, get a job…

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Statisically…. 9 out of …

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Statisically…. 9 out of 10 sickipedians are fed up with statistics.

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