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People say the internet i …

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People say the internet is making kids dumber as they can just look everything up but I reckon, used properly, It can help kids with their education: My 6 year old can already spell lol and ffs!

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I saw a flame red fox ear …

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I saw a flame red fox earlier, surfing the web looking for cheese. It was a Mozarella Firefox.

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Whats the difference betw …

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Whats the difference between Tim Henman and Sickipedia? Tim Henman was a good server

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Special Offer: Free TV gu …

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Special Offer: Free TV guide and local weather forecast with every facebook account.

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I hate people that put pi …

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I hate people that put pictures of their newborn babies as their profile pictures on Facebook… Then they have the cheek to send ME a message saying “Who are you?” when I “Like” it and report me for commenting “Potential…”

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I like most of the featur …

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I like most of the features on ‘Mozilla Firefox’, but I don’t appreciate the fact it loads up the last site you were on when you open the browser. I do not need to be reminded every morning of what a disgusting human being I am.

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Have you heard about that …

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Have you heard about that anti-Muslim Internet provider? It’s called Pork pork.

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Was gonna go doctors for …

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Was gonna go doctors for an Aids test, but I thought nar, I’ll take facebook’s ‘Have you got Aids?’ quiz, instead

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My wife was involved in a …

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My wife was involved in a car crash today. She said it was the most terrifying experience of her life she’s clearly never sat there trying to remember if she’s deleted her Internet history before someone else uses the computer

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Royal Marines Advert: “If …

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Royal Marines Advert: “If you think you’ve got what it takes to be a royal marine, search for us online or find us on facebook” I just googled ‘Royal Marines’ and found them, looks like I’ve got what it takes to be one

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Personalitybook: the soci …

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Personalitybook: the social networking site for fat people

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Google Earth… …and th …

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Google Earth… …and the first result you get is Google Earth.

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Sickipedia: Supporting Hi …

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Sickipedia: Supporting Historical Inaccuracies Since 1974

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Start a facebook group to …

November 30qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Start a facebook group to …

Start a facebook group to keep Simon Cowell’s X-factor song off the Christmas No.1 and you are hailed as a national hero. Do exactly the same thing to keep his charity single for Haiti off the top spot and you receive all kinds of abuse and death threats. Honestly, the British public can be so […]

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Sickipedia: For the accep …

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Sickipedia: For the acceptance family could never give.

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