Category: internet

You know when your fisting animals, shouting racist comments, punching your wife, and raping the neighbours? If you don’t then why are you on Sickipedia?

My Dad was diagnosed with terminal cancer last month but all my Facebook friends changed their status’ for an hour and now he’s going to live a long and fruitful life

“Tiger Woods Wife Not Allowed in Ambulance” But the black man was? Something needs to change.

Facebook is to offer memorials for dead users as opposed to those who don’t have a life. Patrick Swayze’s memorial can be found on the Dirty Dancing fan page. Michael Jackson’s tribute can be found on the Bad fan page. Jade Goody can be found on FarmVille where you can collect truffles from her.

Featured Video on Youtube: Glowstick Lesbians – Black Ninja I’m 75% happy

Teenagers everywhere are taking part in new Internet craze, ‘Planking.’ Personally I prefer to replace the PL with a W and take part in that world wide craze instead.

Bloke asks the librarian if he could have a book on Genies She says “You wish”

A recent poll has suggested that men use the internet more than women at weekends. I can believe that’s true. I have never walked in on my wife while she has got the laptop balanced on her knee’s, fingering herself with a tissue in her hand.

The “Incognito mode” in your browser. Chrome’s domination of the pedo-demographics has begun.

It always amuses me that no matter how hard i try to find a nice girl, when I go onto the internet I’m told there are always plenty of “Hot women who want me in my local area”.

Seen the group on Facebook “Boy who snapped his COD in half to show how much his girlfriend means to him”. I must say I don’t know how snapping a fish in half proves anything.

Top Tip: Sickipedians, if you didn’t go online the previous day and wish for a brief overview of the jokes read the Daily Star ‘Jokes’ in today’s newspaper. 80% will have come from Sicki.

In my defence on facebook she was “interested in men”.

Now that V.3 of Sickipedia has been launched I finally have something to look forward to in life. V.4.

My internet service provider has tech support on live chat. They weren’t helpful at all when I logged on and asked “what are you wearing”