Category: internet

I’m beginning to think YouTubers are paedophiles. The two most popular videos of all time are “Baby” and Gaga.

I wrote a 403 page essay about the internet. There was another page but I can’t find it.

Isn’t it brilliant that a quick browse of sickipedia lasts just long enough for videos on xtube to buffer? The only problem is that as soon as it finishes buffering, I tend to drop what ever I’m doi Phew. OK, sorry, where was I?

“Well, I’ve seen it all now.” I said. Switching off the internet for the last time.

Is anyone else at least slightly amused at Wikipedia’s gross over estimation of how generous people are at donating?

Mr facebook Mark Zuckerberg wants us to live in a more connected world…. But to do this he wants us to sit on our own in front of the computer

Thanks to Sickipedia, I can no longer enjoy watching the mongoloids slump off the special bus without thinking of punchlines.

‘Ke Tweets picture of herself peeing in road’. Fans say it’s the best thing she’s ever released.

I just designed a photo app for grandmothers. Its called “Instagran”

If my wife sucked as much as my jokes on here do, then maybe she’d still be alive.

I just had to give negative feedback to a top rated seller on Ebay. I ordered some new printer cartridges about two weeks ago now, and they still haven’t arrived.

Only on the internet do I choose to ignore an attractive woman completly naked asking me to check out her pictures.

Facebook: The only place you can look into young girls’ lives and not be called a paedophile

I’m switching my Broadband to Sky because my current provider refuses to cooperate with me and frustrates me every single time I want to do anything. Typical Virgin.

I must be one of the luckiest people alive. Almost everyday I enter a website I’m the millionth visitor and win an iPad.