Category: internet

I hate it when people pull me up for telling sick jokes. I mean just because it’s not their sense of humour doesn’t mean we should be persecuted does it? I always just say, you’ve either gotta laugh or cry. And crying is for poofs and woman.

What’s everyone voting? Sick I hope.

Sickipedia. Where the men are men and everyone else is insulted.

I just got banned from the Apple store. That’s the last time I ever listen to those ” Shoot 5 iPads And Win ” ads.

People think the easiest way to success on Sickipedia is to think of a great joke that scores 1000 points. I’m going to take the Poundland route, and post 1000 jokes that score 1 point. Starting with this one.

Facebook page : “A local teenage girl died 8 months ago. While on Facebook I saw that her boyfriend still has her listed as his girlfriend… True love never dies.” Or, maybe he prefers her now she’s dead..?

Egypt has responded to hundreds of thousands of protesters by shutting down the internet. Listen, if you want people to stay home and do nothing, turn the internet back on.

Sickipedia is like human remains to a necrophiliac. What’s left is great!

So Fernando Torres has finally got a twitter account. I wonder what took him so long…. Probably couldn’t find the net.

It’s so off putting when the pop-up guy flicking his poker chips starts staring at you when your trying to finish….

I’m a PC, and your under arrest.

Twitter: the only time you should get excited about being followed

What have little boys and other people’s jokes got in common? Fles can’t help touching them up. – Mate, seriously, this might prejudice my court case!

Sickipedia on your mobile phone; like having a ginger hating rapist pulling wisecracks in your pocket…

Madeleine McCann, Kanye West and Michael Jackson walk into a database…. Its latency becomes too high.