Category: internet

Sickiphrantic (adj.) Continually refreshing your browser after posting a joke to see if it’s been voted down.

If at first you don’t succeed, you must be using Windows.

Recently i was going through my mails and i happend to see a mail..it read “There was once a 16 year old girl named Julianne.Inspite of being pretty and smart and a sweet blonde girl she was ignored and hated by all for no apparent reason.Even her parents hated and ignored her.Atlast she couldnt take […]

I’ve decided that the time has come to cancel my twitter account. I don’t like to sound paranoid but I’m pretty sure people are following me.

Sikipedian’s dont do ugly fake pictures about your whole life story like on Facebook or silly statements about where you are, what your doing with who later, like on Twitter but if they did it would probably be the best joke in the world

Just read this (genuinely) in the Mail on Sunday about Prince Harry’s new fling: ‘Harry is very funny and texts her jokes all the time from an internet site he’s found’ Alright mate?

I hate it when the jokes on the site are set out exactly how they are on facebook Like if you agree

What is it with this new face book? Its suggesting I actually talk to people instead of just browse through their photos and have a lurk, that’s a sure fire way to get me deleted, good one facebook.

My boss has threatened to give me the sack for being on Sickipedia too long… I usually only have to swallow the first few inches.

The General Rule of People you meet on the internet: -Single -Attractive -Mentally Stable (Pick two)

So the owners of pirate bay are inprison for 1 year for breaching copyright laws but the site is still running perfectly fine. Thats like me going to prison for stealing a car but when im inside my wife can use it to get to work?

According to statistics 42 people will die on English roads today. So personally I think they should put 42 murderers, paedophiles –and rapists on a bus and crash it very early in the morning to make roads safer for everybody else for the rest of the day. ——————————– In other news, police are working on […]

Am I the only person thinking a certain individual at Google has an unhealthy obsession with children’s TV..?

One benefit of living in Afghanistan is the 2 hours saved per year scrolling to your country on order forms.

So Sickipedia is ironing out a few last minute problems? It had better be a woman doing it…