How come tramps are such …
How come tramps are such good guitarists?
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Continue ReadingI don’t know why everyone complains about petrol being so dear at 1.40 a litre. It’s 15 for a litre of Vodka!
Continue ReadingThe biggest cause of homeless peoples deaths? My hammer.
Continue ReadingI only date homeless girls. They are absolutly filthy in bed.
Continue ReadingApparently Premier Inn’s now got a franchise that caters for the homeless as well. it’s called Premier Out.
Continue ReadingIn my spare time I like to help homeless people find the nearest shelter. It’s pretty easy, I just tell them to follow the the first bus that drives past.
Continue ReadingDid you know?…. …that if we collected together all of the money from wasted electricity in one day…. ….and gave it to the homeless…. …..they’d probably spend it on booze.
Continue ReadingThe best player in our football team is a tramp, he learned his skills on the street and has wonderful ability. The only problem is he never turns up for home games.
Continue ReadingI saw a homeless guy cowering in a doorway holding an old newspaper over his head sheltering from the heavy rain. “I couldn’t help but notice but it looks like you could do with a place to take shelter for the night,” I said as I leaned in to help him to his feet. “Oh […]
Continue ReadingAhh I love April fools day. Although I prefer to call it “tease the homeless day”
Continue ReadingA bloke knocked at the door this morning collecting for the homeless. So I gave him some old cardboard and my daughter’s recorder.
Continue ReadingThe BBC are to commission a new tv show about tramps on heroin. It’s called Bins & Needles.
Continue ReadingI wonder where 90% of the homeless have THEIR accidents?
Continue ReadingThey say ‘beggars can’t be choosers’ I disagree, I gave a tramp a fiver yesterday and I’m pretty sure he choose to buy smack with it.
Continue ReadingMy wife wants a divorce because I keep making jokes about the homeless. She must be overreacting because it’s not a big issue.
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