Category: homeless

A homeless man took his girlfriend in for dinner.

Why is everyone making such a big issue out of homelessness?

Shelter have issued a press release to warn of how bad a harsh Winter can be for rough sleepers. It’s an absolute pack of lies; we’re only 3 weeks into the cold-snap and already the number of homeless people has fallen dramatically.

Those Big Issue sellers need to move with the times. Getting up early to sell magazines on the streets – why don’t they use eBay from the comfort of their homes? Then they’d have time for a bath and a shave too.

When Moat shot himself apparently , he Roauled over.

Did you know that 90 percent of of all accidents occur in the home? It’s a fun fact , and it’s also the line I use to cheer up a homeless guy when I don’t want to give him any money.

Alcohol hand rub confuses the homeless.

Solve the worlds problems, Make the Hungry eat the Homeless

Has anyone else noticed the irony that the preferred drink of London’s Homeless community is called Tenants.

I have decided, I am not going to give money to homeless people anymore. Instead I’m going to give them a housebrick as a first step toward owning their own home.

We must all do our part in the battle to curtail the increasing problem of anti-social begging on our streets. We must make it clear we will not surrender our hard earned cash to these ubiquitous beggars. When I am asked for change in the street, I let them know in no uncertain terms they […]

As it is the festive season I gave 2 quid to a homeless midget and he thanked me in French. I’m always grateful for small Merci’s.

There’s this homeless guy that I always see in my route to work. And because of that I always make sure to keep a few extra coins in my wallet. You know, for show off.

I always try and date homeless girls. It’s easier to get them to stay over.

I feel sorry for the people who sell the Big Issue, most of them have been trying to sell their last copy for the past 2 years.