Category: history

There’s a plaque on the deck of HMS Victory where Nelson fell. I’m not surprised he fell, that plaque’s right where people are walking.

One day, a French spy received a coded message from a M16 British agent. It read: S370HSSV_0773H. The spy was stumped, so he sent it to his similarly clueless boss, who forwarded it to Russia. The Russians couldn’t solve it either so they asked the Germans. The Germans, having received this same message during WWll […]

Everyone knows Christopher Columbus was responsible for one of history’s biggest blunders. Discovering America.

The Bronze Age is the third best age in history

Historically, Things tended to happen in the past.

They say we should never meet our heroes. What a relief, mine died 67 years ago.

Why is it better to be a bad joke on sickipedia than one of the 228 people who have gone missing on the Air France flight? At the very least, a bad joke on sickipedia can expect to be buried.

I don’t think my granddad ever mentioned the war to me. But I don’t speak German, so I could be wrong.

Museums are things of the past.

Why would Glyptodons make excellent models? They’re Pleistocene!

Famous Last Words Anne Boleyn: “Henry! I am NOT giving you head!”

English men lead the Australian race..History does repeat itself.

Scientists are now saying that Mary Magdalene was edited out of The Last Supper painting. I disagree. Who do you think made the supper?

“If we didn’t kill Hitler we’d all be speaking German” No, we’d be dead…. he killed himself. everything would be just the way it is.

I just subjected my wife to what we laughingly call a ‘Pearl Harbour’. It’s a surprise Nip Attack.