Category: ghosts

Son: Are ghosts real? Dad: Of course not. Son: But the maid said they are. Dad: Son pack your bags….we don’t have a maid

After an hour of holding a seance in my friends marijuana plantation, we finally gave up after no contact was made with the ghosts. Despite this, spirits were high

I’ve tried pretending not to be a ghost but people saw right through me.

Why don’t poltergeists ever just give people a pat on the back or a handjob.. Nice people die as well.

Being a ghost, it’s difficult pretending to be someone you’re not. People see straight through you.

I don’t like haunted houses I’m afraid.