Category: ghosts

Walking home last night I saw a dead baby ghost on the pavement… Although on reflection it could have been a handkerchief.

There’s actually a really quick way to tell if your house is haunted. It isn’t.

My wife is very spiritual. She’s dead.

A ghost just floated past me and it was perfectly horizontal. I think it was a spirit level.

I don’t believe in ghosts Don’t tell anyone though – they’re always the first to go

The Sun: WOMAN HAUNTED BY GHOST ‘I walked into the kitchen, turned the light on and suddenly there was a loud bang and all the lights and everything went out, it was very scary ‘ Erm, it’s called a powercut love.

Our neighbour’s house is getting repossessed… It’s such a shame, I never got to meet their first ghosts

Sky News: ‘Paranormal activity sweeps America’ If I was a ghost, I’d do something more scary than just tidy houses.

I don’t trust ghosts.. You can see right through them

“Serial Killer” is a bit strong. I prefer the term “Ghost Manufacturer”

I had a contest with the Grim Reaper to see who could throw the best carnival. He won – mine was a fte worse than Death’s.

I’ve just seen ‘Ghost’ again. Its a lot scarier now Patrick Swayzes’ really dead.

My mate just came round looking like he’d seen a ghost. “I just had a seance on my own,” he whispered. “I know,” I replied. “You’ve ouija self.”

I thought I’d seen the ghost of my dead girlfriend the other day. I walked into my lounge and she was just floating there, all pale and cold looking. Turns out she’d hung herself earlier from a beam in the ceiling and I’d forgotten to take her down.

Was trying to find a ghost earlier when a poltergeist appeared. I thought “That’s the spirit”