Category: food and drink

Organ Doner: The worst Kebab i’ve ever had!

I run a restaurant and i’ve been trying to get a company in to do a flavour audit. But apparently there’s no accounting for taste.

I work at the Revels factory. It’s a bit of a mixed bag.

SKY NEWS – Seven Hurt In Sainsbury’s Coffee Machine Blast I hope the victims Kenco-pe with the trauma.

I just saw a dreadlocked man rolling a joint of spaghetti. Think he was a Pastafarian.

I never buy my food from Tesco. Instead, I choose to support smaller businesses. Like Tesco Express.

I had a Picnic with the wife and kids earlier. Times are hard when you have to share a chocolate bar between five people.

My dinner kept playing loud music until 2am this morning. It was a club sandwich.

My local pub is brilliant. If you have 16 pints you get a free bucket to vomit in.

BBC News: “Food Prices Will Double by 2030” Luckily I always reach the checkout by quarter past eight.

Do you know what would really make these African charity adverts “she has to walk miles for clean water” more appealing, if the backing music was the Proclaimers “I would walk 500 miles”

Drinking some 2% milk earlier, I couldn’t help but wonder what the other 98% was.

I’ve been running quite a successful award winning restaurant for the past 6 months now. My secret is not to tell anyone that the actual award was “Filthiest Kitchen In Manchester”.

I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it “Do not eat if seal is broken.” So I opened up the box, and sure enough…

It may be that Tropicana is the favourite breakfast drink of New Yorkers, But lets be honest, How many Americans actually wake up and think to themselves, ‘I’m going to have a natural fruit drink today?’