Category: food and drink

Meat Feast: Worst type of party. Best type of pizza.

When your cup of tea is more crunchy than your corn flakes, you know it’s probably time to de-scale your kettle.

My friend is absolutely terrified about going to Nandoes. He’s a chicken.

A policeman stopped me in the street for “Acting suspiciously”. He sneered “What seems to be the rush, Sir?” I said “I’ve got to get home. I’ve got a bone on.” He slapped me in handcuffs, read my rights and arrested me for indecent behaviour. I’m not going to sue, but when I got home […]

Hamburgers – beef does all the work, pork gets all the credit.

A tasty Chinese snack that helps you shed weight too… Dim sum lose some

The wife and I are managing to eat well through the credit crunch, with a little known recipe for ‘Nigerian coq au vin’ … First .. steal a chicken.

Warburtons are bringing out their own range of crisps. The first flavour to hit the shelves will be ‘Smokey Bakery’.

Gregg’s sausage rolls are a lot like revenge… Often served cold.

Walkers Crisps: Now with 50% less fat! … Does this mean they’ve reduced the contents to just 1?

Muslims stay sober, so us English folk can have fried food before we go to bed.

I like my women how I like my coffee. One that keeps me up all night and which is preferably kept in a cupboard.

I looked at an item of food the other day to look at the ingredients. I looked on the bottom and it said “Do not turn container upside down.” Bit too late for that.

McDonald’s. Widening their customer base since 1955.

I’v recently gone on a diet to help me lose the extra pounds, so to help me along, the wife bought me these new pies that have only 20% of the fat levels that normal pies have. these are absolutely brilliant, because now I can have 5 times as many.