Category: food and drink

I like to confuse McDonald’s staff by using binary when ordering. I’ll have 1 Big Mac please.

I gave my wife a good kicking after drinking 12 pints of Fosters. I felt totally disgusted with myself…. I usually drink Stella

Today i feel on top of the world as it is officially 1 year since i stopped Drinking. I’m going down the pub to celebrate with a couple of pints.

Tesco Mince Pies: Because you can’t afford better.

I hear when John James got out of the Big Brother house, the first thing he wanted to do was put a shrimp on the barbie. Surely Josie’s worth at least two barbies?

I was in McDonald’s yesterday and saw a bloke kissing his Big Mac and rubbing it on his crotch. I said to him “Are you going to eat that?”. He says “No, I’m lovin’ it”..

Just launched in Korea, a new instant snack.. Pot Poodle!!

“I’ll have a ham and anchovy pizza, please, but go easy on the anchovies.” “I’m sorry, sir. Our anchovies are already dead.”

Eggs – The original boneless chicken!

BBC News: “McDonalds to launch own degree.” It seems ‘3rd degree burns’ doesn’t quite emphasise just how hot their coffee is.

Definition. Lamb Shank – The art of killing sheep

What do you call a heroic carton of milk? Legen-dairy.

My wife has recently had a face job, paid for by the richest most powerful brewers in Belgium.. Stella..

I’ve just invented a chocolate and hazelnut sweet that can go from nought to sixty in 4.5 seconds and reach speeds of 180mph. Ferrari Rocher.

I got a job at Cadbury’s and was told I could eat as much chocolate as I wanted for free. Yes guys, I’m living the American dream.