Category: food and drink

BBC: Seven die in French hostel fire. Thanks for that info, I now have a craving for some French toast.

If time is money then instant coffee should be free.

Anyone cooking asparagus for tea? I’ve got some tips if you’re interested.

BBC News: London restaurant sells breast milk ice cream named Baby Gaga. With a name like that I’m not convinced it’s just breast milk in there.

I came home at 3am last night and made loads of noise. “What are you doing down there” shouted the wife. “Im trying to bring a keg of beer up the stairs”. I replied. “Leave it down stairs till the morning” she shouted. “I can’t I’ve drunk it” I said.

Mc Donalds has released a statment saying that there sponsership of the london 2012 olympics won’t harm the integrity of the games, but lane 5 and 6 will be closed off due to a childrens party.

I was crying my eyes out when I was chopping the carrots today It wasn’t sad I just didn’t want the onions to feel insecure

What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese.

What’s the difference between David Cameron and African’s? African’s aren’t fishing for compliments.

What do you call a guy playing snooker with a pint on his head? Beatrix Potter

My girlfriend, after becoming ill mentioned that some fresh air might make her feel better. So I got her a bag of Walkers crisps.

McDonalds Korea are introducing the Yappy Meal.

I was at McDonalds earlier and I found a full chicken foot in a McNugget. Disgusted, I took it straight to the manager, he said ‘That’s impossible, how did that get in there?’ I said ‘So you’re telling me you don’t believe I found this in my meal?’ He replied ‘No Sir, I am just […]

Apparently, 50,000 died from driving last year and 10,000 died from drinking, Yet only 500 died from drink driving. Then again, only 2 people died from drink driving and juggling. I think thats my safest way home then.

Walkers are set to launch their Comic Relief range of crisps in Korea, where ‘Jack Russell Howard’ is expected to be the favourite.