Category: food and drink

What exactly does rubberduckzilla think the main ingredient of Oasis is?

Irony: Eating liver and washing it down with a pint.

As I was coming home from the fish n chip shop, I opened the bag to discover my cod was coated in bread crumbs. I can’t believe it’s not batter.

Doritos have just released their new flavour of crisps. Chile shockwave.

I got myself a bargain bucket from the Colonel the other day, decided to eat it while travelling down the M4, I’m starting to regret throwing the bones out of the window though.

Walkers Crisps are sponsoring a ride at Alton Towers this summer season. Air.

Drinking tropical juice out of the carton is probably the nearest I’ll ever get to getting off with a Caribbean girl.

BBC Sport: Liverpool Ponder Chinese Takeover. I can sympathise, the decision between a Chinese or an Indian is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make.

Dear Redbull, At what stage should i be able to fly? regards Ostrich

What cheese do alcoholics like? Morbier

According to scientists, I’m 50% genetically similar to a banana. No wonder i’m so appealing.

In the budget a new tax was announced on hot food, which is defined as food that is significantly above room temperature. Thankfully this doesn’t affect me as I always have a sausage roll from Greggs for lunch.

My new girlfriend said ” I don’t like guys who drink too much”. “Don’t worry” I replied “I can’t remember the last time I had a drink” I have blackouts.

Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsay and Heston Blumental are all trapped in a house fire. Who would survive? The food industry.

Practise safe eating. Always use condiments.