Category: food and drink

Me and my girlfriend tried roast badger at our local restaurant last night. We had the sett meal for two.

At Christmas I went on a world food tour. It was mostly rubbish but I enjoyed Turkey and Brussels

I was at the football and decided to get a snack at half-time. “I’ve only got pies and Bovril,” growled the grumpy woman at the kiosk. “Oh well,” I said, slightly taken aback. “Perhaps you could give me a pie and a Bovril – and while you’re at it a kind word wouldn’t go amiss.” […]

Pulled myself a pint tonight, It made me realise how little luck I must have with the ladies

Carlsberg don’t do Stella……….if they did I might consider drinking it.

Nutrition scientists have found that some brand-name pizzas contain more salt than seawater. Thanks to the ‘experts’, we now know why pizzas aren’t very wet.

I was at a church fair today and there was stall with lots of cakes on. I walked up to the stand and asked “how much are your cakes love” the little lady across the table replied “one pound each dear.” “Can I have one of those cakes please” I asked whilst pointing to the […]

I rather like having a chicken omelette every now and then. It gives me a strange sort of pleasure knowing I’m eating two generations at the same time.

I have a really poor diet. I shop at Lidl.

I couldn’t really tell if Walkers new crisps were extra crunchy or not… judging by the single crisp in the packet.

At Pizza Express, you can now get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that a pizza?

Terrible news about today’s Peshawar explosion. There’s naan bread all over my kitchen.

My friend was saying how he thinks Megan Fox is the hottest thing ever. He obviously hasn’t bit straight into a fresh McDonald’s apple pie.

Things you will never hear at a McDonald’s restaurant #47: “This Happy Meal toy is so well designed from such robust materials. Its fun too. I don’t think I will ever get bored of it.

after the success of Lloyd Grossman sauces and Paul Newman salad dressings, just seen the newspaper headline”Michael Douglas cancer spreads” doesn’t sound very appetising if you ask me