Category: food and drink

I went to Port-au Prince McDonald’s the other day and ordered a large shake and look what happened!

Never cook burgers naked… They’ll take away your van.

You are what you eat. Be yourself.

I was at a restaurant with a friend and noticed my waitress had a black eye and her lip was split. So when I told her my order I raised my voice a little bit, spoke very clear, and talked s..l..o..w..l..y, because it’s obvious she doesn’t listen.

I see Walkers have brought out a range of crisps called ‘extra fill packets’. Or as everyone else calls them ‘full bags’.

I was shocked today to find my first grey pubic hair. It was in my Big Mac meal.

BBC News: US bounty for ‘Al-Qaeda’ man. Because nothing makes people want to catch an extremist more than the taste of coconut smothered in smooth milk chocolate.

whats old and tasty? naan bread

For a change, I went to see the local farmer to get some milk, although I’ve got to say, I prefer cow’s.

Tried an underwater fruit the other day. Just sublime.

There’s been a fight in the biscuit tin, a lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight in Maryland with a Ginger Nut known to […]

What’s the difference between women and whisky? Whisky carries on getting tastier after it’s 14 years old.

“We bread our chicken with the same utensils you use to eat it” KFC proudly proclaim in their most recent magazine ad. Well their last ad suggested they’ve been licking their fingers so I’m sticking with Burger King.

Whats Jack the Ripper’s favouroute yoghurt? Frubes – He likes to rip their heads of and suck their guts out

KFC: You could say there’s a little bit of the Colonel in every piece… And that’s why my local branch has just been shut by environmental heath officers.